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Shampoo boy?
Here? With you?
You're a little creepy.
I mean, I don't want to work. This is my year off.
You never appreciate anything I do.
And they have no idea how weird you are.
I hope there's another job out there for you, because you're fired.
But can you imagine how great it would be going if he used the midget catering company I told him about?
The department of motor vehicles is not as glamorous as it sounds.
Or, "don't let my foot get stuck in your ass on the way out the door."
I could teach you the record store business.
The manifold.
Look, if you're not responsible enough to handle yourself, then obviously,I made a big mistake.
Oh, so it's a crime to be foreign, huh?
Hell, I don't even know any of the steps.
I would like to learn why people pay for 'em.
Oh, so you want it wet and soapy.
Maybe if I told him they were called "space mobiles," he'd take to it.
Okay, we are going to make this the prettiest muffler shop ever.
W.B.
That's what I should to say.
Especially that lady over there. That's gonna take some work.
- So you'll take the job? - Hell, no.
You know, I need an extra set of hands around here. How'd you like the job?
You know what motor vehicles are?