Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

fathers didn't really look after their children.

to get some Twizzlers, but they only had a family size.

ANNOUNCER: FX presents What We Do in the Shadows.

("Holy Water" by Struggle Jennings playing)

(gasps, chuckles) It's me.

NANDOR: Becoming a vampire came

then, yes, I goaded you.

10-96. Escaped mental patient.

-Madeline. -Again, it's okay for me to go in.

sleeping, health insurance,

-This is... -(Madeline gasps)

great-granddad times 30.

From the holy water that you threw on me.

All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.

-Yo, shut up, shut up, look. -What, man? I'm telling a...

Look at the pictures on the glass.

-(teens shouting indistinctly) -(siren wails)

Energy vampires have no problems going into places of worship.

Okay, pop it in the coffin. Thank you.

Guillermo has had my DNA tested.

Yes, I'm sure. Time for bed.

Okay. Colin Robinson.

(whispering): I have to be very careful in case Laszlo sees.

-Oh, shit. -(chuckling)

-Uh, actually... -What the fuck have you got in your hand?!

about the changes I was going through.

We find it to be fertile feeding ground.

Oh, wow. "100% white."

Could I get a drumroll first?

* This is the season of gods, I'm-a even the odds *

some witches decided to steal my semen

Season premiere, Thursday, June 13 on FX.

It looks like a hallway

(whispers): garlic.

-(hisses) -That's not very nice.

...getting paid,

I can't read it. It's too dark in here.

Are you trying to kill me?

Thank you, Colin Robinson.

It came in an envelope.

* Oh, oh, take a shot of that holy water *

I had your DNA tested.

Fucking hell. Well done, chap.