Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

about the changes I was going through.

Thank you, Colin Robinson.

From the holy water that you threw on me.

-This is... -(Madeline gasps)

-Uh, actually... -What the fuck have you got in your hand?!

sleeping, health insurance,

-Yo, shut up, shut up, look. -What, man? I'm telling a...

(whispering): I have to be very careful in case Laszlo sees.

Could I get a drumroll first?

-(hisses) -That's not very nice.

great-granddad times 30.

ANNOUNCER: FX presents What We Do in the Shadows.

Energy vampires have no problems going into places of worship.

Fucking hell. Well done, chap.

We find it to be fertile feeding ground.

some witches decided to steal my semen

-(teens shouting indistinctly) -(siren wails)

-Madeline. -Again, it's okay for me to go in.

It looks like a hallway

I had your DNA tested.

Okay, pop it in the coffin. Thank you.

All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.

10-96. Escaped mental patient.

(gasps, chuckles) It's me.

Okay. Colin Robinson.

* This is the season of gods, I'm-a even the odds *

Guillermo has had my DNA tested.

Oh, wow. "100% white."

-Oh, shit. -(chuckling)

Look at the pictures on the glass.

...getting paid,

Are you trying to kill me?

* Oh, oh, take a shot of that holy water *

fathers didn't really look after their children.

(whispers): garlic.

NANDOR: Becoming a vampire came

to get some Twizzlers, but they only had a family size.

Season premiere, Thursday, June 13 on FX.

It came in an envelope.

("Holy Water" by Struggle Jennings playing)

then, yes, I goaded you.

Yes, I'm sure. Time for bed.

I can't read it. It's too dark in here.