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The Following Program Is Rated TV MA LSV.. It Contains Strong Language, Sexual Situations, Violence and Nudity. It Is Intended Only For Mature Audiences.
The most notorious vampire killer.
Oh, L-Laszlo, you don't need to do that.
-Guillermo? -Hmm?
-I knew it. -has over 16 million living descendants.
-to pinch your semen. -Yes. Witches are semen stealers.
Hey, kiddies.
WOMAN: It's a place I go.
It was down to the women.
Still far fewer than, uh, Genghis Khan.
Do it for Madeline.
Put that down!
Ah.
Going to give her some gifts.
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
and the name is Van Helsing.
Guillermo.
I'm a granddad.
You saw an opportunity to goad and what did you do?
That's a lot.
-LASZLO: Ooh! -(Nadja gasps)
Oh, no.
You're my sweet baby, and I'm here to stop that kind of jive.
No.
-my eyes has ever witnessed. -I'm out of here.
that's actually really funny.
at a strange time in my life.
I love vampires.
I like it when he's subservient,
It's very official.
I knew I shouldn't have tapped on her window,