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-We can do this all night. -Really?
When I was a naval officer?
Outrageous!
I'm a vampire floating outside the window.
* Gregor, can you hear me? *
You just have to bring up Genghis Khan.
like a big ball of flames,
She just had cataract surgery.
We're having a quick catch-up.
I suggest you FUCK off
and tremendous remorse
I am 100% white.
They don't last long.
Huh. Okay.
She did not have children of her own,
* Underneath the moon with shadows creeping *
Well, actually, calling it a job would imply that it pays.
I did, but you probably wouldn't be interested
Oh, I-I wouldn't think of ruining it.
I-I...
When it does, I think she'll be very impressed.
They use it to make magnets.
-TEEN 1: Are you okay? -TEEN 2: Holy shit.
I was becoming very moody, sleeping all day now.