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Okay, uh, put your hands on the wheel.
We just want to keep things safe for the kids. License, please.
[sighs]
Oh.
Look, I meant to push B. My fingers are swollen.
and it was the greatest feeling in the world.
It's hard for me to accept that you're growing up.
Not only can she drive our food, she can drive our other kids.
I just... I wish I had more time.
here's the most important thing you need to know...
-[sighs] -I just signed Teddy up for club soccer.
[chuckles] Cute, cute.
[laughing]
and no longer feel comfortable naked.
And now she says I'm cut off in the bedroom
No.
If you get three wrong, you fail and have to wait a week to retake it.
All right, no need to hurt people's feelings here.
I cook her a gourmet dinner with my special handmade gnocchi. Mm.
Correct. Next.
-That was a joke. -No, it wasn't.
I love you, baby, so I'm romancing you with shrimp and handmade nookie.