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Guys! This girl is staying a woman! Who wants to fuck my vadge!? Girl power!
-Kyle, no! -Brickowski goes for the dunk!
-Kyle, no! -Broflovski goes for the dunk!
The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison his sex change said he can make me tall and black.
This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!
Regular, heave flow- Oh boy, I can't wait till I get my first period!
- How can you say that?! You're gay too! - I'm not gay! I'm a woman!
And now I'll use the skin from your penis to make vaginal lips.
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
- There they are, next to that dolphin! - Come on, we've gotta get to those balls!
- Boys, have you seen Kyle?! He's not at home. - Kyle went down to play in the basketball game, Mrs. Garrison.
You're the best player at our school, dude. You'll make the team for sure.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out?
I love dolphins, Ever since I was a child I dreamt of... But that has hardly any bearing on what I'm hear to-
These gilrs will do anything!
- Oh, you're Kyle's father. - Huh that's right! And I also happen to be a lawyer!
Invert the back, move the esophagus to the top of the head.