Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oo whataya mean?
Jesus, that was fun...
It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.
Oh, so is that it?! You're just gonna walk out?! You men are all alike!
Just relax, Mr. Garrison.
You WHAT?!
Stop them! They didn't pay the two-dollar entry fee!
Excuse me, where do you have special seating for dolphins?
Dude, don't be nervous.
I had a negroplasty. Can I play in the All-State team now?
There's nothing crazy about a person wanting to look on the outside the way they feel on ths inside.
Gerald! What happened to you?!
Sure. You see sometimes a woman wants to be a man. That procedure is called a peniplasty.
What kind of nutjob would agree to surgically alter my son into a tall African-American?!
We don't... have one.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out?
Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?
I know. I deserve it.
Dude, you were awesome, Kyle.
Well, do you also do other surgeries like that?
Look, y-you gave it your best shot, right?
Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994-2007)
Yeah, that's basically it.
Mr. Slave, I got somethin' for us, too.