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SEE, THE THING IS
THEY TOLD ME A BUNCH OF THINGS I CAN DO
YOUR PARENTS HAD THAT DOG A WHOLE YEAR
UP AT MICHIGAN STATE.
I'M HONORED YOU COULD SHARE LADY BIRD'S SPECIAL EVENING
WHEN IT TOOK YOU 30 MINUTES TO PRODUCE A URINE SAMPLE.
I DON'T HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING.
I KNOW, I KNOW
THE HUNT IS ON.
OH, UH... THIS IS MY WIFE PEGGY.
YES. VERY TIRED.
OKAY, GRIBBLE, THIS IS IT.
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, LADY BIRD.
FREEZE!
IS EVERYTHING...?
LADY BIRD IS GOING TO BE A MOMMY.
AND PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.
JUMP, LADY BIRD! JUMP!
I DON'T CARE MORE ABOUT...
YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A POORLY TRAINED, QUASI-LEGAL POLICE FORCE
FRIENDS?
I'M GOING TO PINPOINT THE EXACT PERFECT MOMENT
I'M LATE FOR A BACHELOR AUCTION.
TURNS OUT THERE'S ALL SORTS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.
( sighs )
I CAN'T HAVE HER SPAYED.
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