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IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
MOM AND DAD BROUGHT HER HOME FOR ME
HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?
WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ALL THE CASES
TOLD YOU, HANK; LONDON AND FRANCE.
THE PRACTICAL JOKES, NOT SO MUCH.
( chuckling )
G'IH! G'IH!
DANG IF HE DIDN'T KEEP GOING
ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.
MORE SPAGHETTI-OS?
"AT 27 WHISTLER TERRACE
JUST DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
NO.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
AND I THINK SHE'S IN A FAMILY WAY.
ASK YOUR QUESTION.
THIS HAT'S MY LICENSE.
YOU WERE AN UNTRAINED, UNTESTED NO-HAT.
( clears throat )
BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I WAS RAISED--
CHILDLESS AND LONELY
YEARS OF CHRONIC TENSION HAVE ONLY MADE IT WORSE.
THOSE ATTACK DOGS WILL ATTACK YOU TO SHREDS.
I PUT THOSE ON HER.
BE CAREFUL, HANK.
( car engine starting )
SIR, THIS IS ABOUT MY LADY BIRD.
BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
I'LL BREED HER ONE OF THESE DAYS.
YEAH, I REMEMBER.
I'LL TELL YOU, BOBBY
TO THESE OTHER GUYS?
I KNOW THAT.
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