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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
MOM AND DAD BROUGHT HER HOME FOR ME
HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?
WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ALL THE CASES
TOLD YOU, HANK; LONDON AND FRANCE.
THE PRACTICAL JOKES, NOT SO MUCH.
( chuckling )
G'IH! G'IH!
DANG IF HE DIDN'T KEEP GOING
ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.
MORE SPAGHETTI-OS?
"AT 27 WHISTLER TERRACE
JUST DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
NO.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
AND I THINK SHE'S IN A FAMILY WAY.
ASK YOUR QUESTION.
THIS HAT'S MY LICENSE.
YOU WERE AN UNTRAINED, UNTESTED NO-HAT.
( clears throat )
BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I WAS RAISED--
CHILDLESS AND LONELY
YEARS OF CHRONIC TENSION HAVE ONLY MADE IT WORSE.
THOSE ATTACK DOGS WILL ATTACK YOU TO SHREDS.
I PUT THOSE ON HER.
BE CAREFUL, HANK.
( car engine starting )
SIR, THIS IS ABOUT MY LADY BIRD.
BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
I'LL BREED HER ONE OF THESE DAYS.
YEAH, I REMEMBER.
I'LL TELL YOU, BOBBY
TO THESE OTHER GUYS?
I KNOW THAT.