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( whining )
to wear this hat.
THAT'S NICE.
( screaming )
( theme from Sanford and Son playing )
HANK, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
YOU WOULD LEAVE ME THERE.
OKAY, YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO COMPLETE THE ETHICS EXAM.
THAT'D BE THROWING AWAY
A SERIES?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU MAY NOW CALL YOURSELVES
RELAX, PEGGY.
PUT YOUR LEMONS IN A VISE."
UH... YOU KNOW.
WELL, THAT IS IT.
SHE'S ALMOST 13 YEARS OLD.
SEVEN GENERATIONS OF THE FINEST GEORGIA INBREEDING.
THAT'S CRAZY.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
LADY BIRD?
BUT I NEED THOSE MILES
"BORROWED: ONE DOG.
AND SPIT IN YOUR COFFEE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.
YOU CAN'T MATE A PUREBRED BLOODHOUND
I KNEW IT! I'LL NEVER GET PREGNANT.
BUT I GUESS THINGS WORKED OUT OKAY.
BY MISTAKE, OF COURSE, AND SHE RAN AWAY.
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
BUT... BUT... BUT THAT, UH... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WHAT?
HEY! GET OFF HER.
IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING FAST
YEP.
OH, YEAH.
THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART ME, DID YOU...
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