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LIKE YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT DOG
HELLO, DR. DOWNES.
SHE JUST MATED.
AND ATTEMPTED MURDER OF A POLICE OFFICER.
LADY BIRD, NO.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE, MR. HILL.
WHOO-EE!
NO, GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR.
BACK ATCHA.
I'M SO SORRY.
LET ME SEE THAT.
THAT'S THEM.
MR. DAUTERIVE...
NOW, I'LL TELL YOU YOUR MIDDLE NAME
you want it done quick or you want it done right?
TO GET TO MY GREAT-AUNT'S FUNERAL NEXT YEAR.
( snarling )
I WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE
CONGRATULATIONS, CLASS OF THURSDAY, A.M.
SO, WHAT'LL IT BE--
YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A POORLY TRAINED, QUASI-LEGAL POLICE FORCE
HE'S RIGHT, MRS. HILL.
MAYBE YOU LEFT HER PEN OPEN...
DONNA SAID THAT?
ONLY EIGHT?
IN FACT...
AS SOON AS YOU STEP FOOT OUT THERE
FOR STARTERS, WE CAN TRANSITION YOU TO BOXER SHORTS.
I DON'T SEE WHY.
UH, SURE.
CAN BE HUNTED LIKE AN ANIMAL, ALTHOUGH NOT EATEN.
AM I ADOPTED?
WOW, I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
( music stops )
EASY... EASY...
ARE YOU SUGGESTING I BREAK THE LAW?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AND THEY DID THE NEXT BEST THING.