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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
JUST PRESS "PEGGY'S MOTHER."
BOUNTY HUNTERS.
WE'LL TAKE THE NEXT FLIGHT OUT.
COME ON GIRL, COME ON.
WHAT?
MY GRANDMOTHER QUILTED THAT BLANKET.
JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKING BLANKET.
I HAD MY HAND UP FIRST.
MAMA'S COMING.
( choking ): YES.
OH, I LOVE THE BLOOPERS.
DID WE COVER CHOKE HOLDS AND PEPPER SPRAY?
AND I SEE TEN DOGS OUT THERE.
OKAY, YOU LEARNED KICKING DOWN DOORS
I'M SORRY, PEGGY.
ME, TOO.
HERE YOU GO, MR. DAUTERIVE.
OOH, ME, ME. I'LL TAKE IT.
AND MY PARENTS GOT ME LADY BIRD.
I HAVE YOUR TEST RESULTS.
I KNEW THAT STUD WAS NO GOOD.
LADY BIRD IS IN HEAT.
NICE HAT.
I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.
OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE.
BOY, THAT'S SOME MIGHTY FINE HOUNDS
but you said aquarius was in retrograde and scorpio is in saturn and capricorn is in bali, so didn't you make a prediction? yes but you said mercury was in venus and capricorn was in metal and virgo was in semiretrograde so we ended up with reviuqouius being your star sign.
MY LADY BIRD HAS A NARROW UTERUS.
TO "HOWDY, MA'AM" THE DEBUTANTE.
SHE'S PERFECT.
Hank, what're you doing?
HANK, LADY BIRD.