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I'VE GOT SOME LONG-STEM ROSES FOR JIMMY HELSTROM.
OUTSTANDING.
$500, THE FIRST SESSION, $400, EACH ADDITIONAL SESSION
I CAN PRESCRIBE A SPECIFIC SERIES OF SEXUAL TECHNIQUES.
BUT I WAS USING IT.
AS I RECALL
BECAUSE THEY'RE EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONAL BOUNTY HUNTERS.
LADY BIRD'S BEEN ACCEPTED
OH, GOD.
HE'S BEEN ON THE RUN ABOUT TWO DAYS.
ARE YOU LOCO?
ABOUT A PROCEDURE CALLED IN-VITRO FERTILIZATION.
SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY
IT'S PROBABLY SAFE ENOUGH FOR DOGS IN AMERICA.
YET YOU STILL REFUSE TO GIVE ME A CASE?
MR. STRICKLAND BETTER REFUND OUR $500.
WELL, STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.
THEY'VE TESTED IT ON ANIMALS.
WHY ARE YOUR ARMS SHAKING, MR. BOUNTY HUNTER
FINE. GO.
MOM, CAN I STAY WITH YOU FOR A FEW...?
BOY, THAT SURE IS A CUTE STORY.
BUT REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST GOT LADY BIRD?
ANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO PLAY WITH.
I WOULD'VE ASKED FOR A MONKEY.
THERE'S NO POINT IN BLAMING YOURSELF.
I FINALLY LET MY LITTLE GIRL START DATING
SHAKE HANDS. SHAKE HANDS.
DIET, HORMONES...
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS
UH, CAN I HAVE YOUR FREQUENT FLYER NUMBER?
SO... HOW'S SCHOOL?
UH, I GOT TO GIVE LADY BIRD HER HORMONE BISCUIT.
HEY, BOBBY, COME STAND WITH ME.
"PURPOSE: NAB FUGITIVE
OKAY, LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
WELL, SORRY, BOBBY. THAT'S THE DEAL.
( chuckling )
SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
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