Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ON ACCOUNT OF ME NOT HAVING
YOU'RE MY WIFE.
THE LAB REPORTS CONFIRM IT, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECTED AS MUCH
ANY MAN WHO SKIPS OUT ON HIS BAIL
I'M AFRAID SHE'S GOT A NARROW UTERUS.
AH, GOOD. TAKE YOUR SEAT.
BUT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HAVE A BABY.
PEGGY...
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
FINE.
A, A, B, A, C.
AND I WAS HOPING ONE OF YOUR STUDS...
AND WE'LL HAVE A PUPPY AGAIN
( tires squealing )
WHAT?!
TO GET LADY BIRD PREGNANT.
THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE.
TWO DAYS AND FOUR HOURS AGO
MM-HMM?
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BURDEN YOU.
OR IF THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE
AKA JIM HELSTROM.
BY MY MOTHER AND FATHER, NOT A TEST TUBE.
GOOD LUCK, AND TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU:
( sniffling )
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
( barking )