Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want me to share my feelings of inadequacy

Oh-oh. Look out! For Pete's sake!

That's... That's not coffee.

(woman) All right!

(male announcer) And now... Watch this.

So, you're not mad?

[Whistle blowing]

Oh, Benson's a no-show. I'm gonna coach the Tigers today.

1, 2, 3 BREAK SOMEONES CLAVICLE!

I come back, pick up 5:00.

Gather around. Come on in. Good job.

I'll figure it out.

You're not the only one in the park.

(Jim) Italians with the ball.

(Phil) Barbara, are you there? Pick up. It's me.

For what? I caught it. Why?

[Blowing whistle]

Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee.

(Buck) Ooh, hey!

I- I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.

Everyone take a seat, if you would.

That's not true, Dad.

Honey, wh-where have you been?

This is a good thing.

so we could talk about some sloppy play.

Back and forth!

I'd like to make it up to you.

(Jim) Gladiators moving the ball.

Uh, good game, everyone.

In fact, you need to take more vitamins.

and I... I'm brand new to coffee.

But he does look delicious, you have to admit, right,

# We can work it out #

# Try to see things my way #

(boy) Go, Bucky!

It's the only play we've worked out.

You sure you don't want a job?

You're kidding me. No.

Everyone heard you.

to express my... my gratitude

Great effort. Come on, let's go.

I go home when I want.

No, that's definitely it.

# Happy birthday ##

A fair amount, in fact. What?

Let's get to it.

Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you

Uh, well, I... I thought we would just start, uh, today by going around,

...you guys are gonna be champions. Champions.

How do you spell that?

[speaking gibberish]

It was pretty good.

[Whispering] Wow!

You do not want to be that kid.

Let me hear you say that we can do this.

I'm glad you figured it out.

THE WW39 WBR IS NOW READY!

# Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on #

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce Mike Ditka.

# Get it started, get it started #

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

[Sobbing] Okay? In fact, I don't know who I am.

We're bonding. We're becoming a team.

(Phil) Hey guys, please. It's a compliment.

everyone wave goodbye to greg

This will take us to the next level. Study it.

Less than a minute left to play.

[Boys cheering]

Come on, hands in.

Have you ever looked into his eyes?

You need to give it some time, Phil.

that's a good thing. That's what the medic's for.

[Footsteps approaching]

Uh, here it is.

Bring it in, guys.

Yeah! All right, Mark!

if you have to, but don't get caught.

(Sam) I don't know.

Does that make sense?

how they mess up, right?

You're right. Yeah.

this is by far the most asinine.

New game plan Get the ball to the Korean

Come on. Guys, bring it in.

You're making it worse. You're making it worse.

What do you mean?

"You shall never beat the old man at anything."

[Whispering] Bring it in.

What's with the birds? That was weird.

Hey, darling. How you doing? Looking great out there.

What in the world happened to your dad?

They look like pussycats to me.

I'm in way over my head.

You're on the Tigers.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

They're tiny birds.

Got you a gift.

Hey, knock it off, would you?

Sound like a plan?

He kicks it high. It's a perfect pass!

It's one of the many plays we've worked out.

We gotta win five games in a row

Don't you worry, I got you bratwurst all ready.

(Phil) Go get them. Huh?

that's on the other end of the bench.

[Machine humming]

Good guy. Good guy.

Yeah, Byong Sun's real shy.

10 more of those and we're in business.

Uh, excuse me. Just don't do that with the cup.

Just a second ago! When?

and then I had to park in the far parking lot.

Get enough pizza?

It took me all morning to convince him to come.

[All speaking Italian]

witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive.

(boys) Don't listen to Phil!

Okay? Thank you.

Meat First then Soccor

(Phil) What are we gonna do?

(Phil) Here we go! Bellissimo!

I just... Ow! That got me right in the nipple.

I know, let's all bay at the moon.

Otherwise, he's just sitting around, all right?

If we get a big lead, we gotta pummel these guys.

# Saturday morning #

[Screams] That's a video club card.

You did. You said it a lot.

I'll talk to him.

What are you lookin' at?

Our game plan? Pass the ball to the Otero’s

Gladiators with the ball.

A little early to start playing favorites, Phil.

Better or worse?

I just want you guys to know that I know that I blew it.

Goal, and the Tiger goalie goes down hard!

# Think of what you're saying #

but i-i-it's not about winning.

So, how's it going?

Okay, forget that I just said that.

Guys, I said no playing soccer in the house.