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Let me guess. The only heart he can't heal is his own.
I just had hidden cameras installed in Clooney's suite.
He just does the same cheesy move every time.
What is this, Bambi?!?!? Or The Lion King or Finding Nemo or Cinderella or Tarzan or every single Disney story I loved as a baby?!?!?!? Francine come on, you said that yesterday.
- [ Cheering ] - Yeah, all right!
How's his heart, Doctor?
He'll never know this kind ofhappiness.
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
My babies. My babies!
Francine, don'tyou see? Sure, Clooney has no cares, no one that depends on him...
So Francine, how did your visit go with Valerie? Oh Roger, it was okay, but most of it was terrible. I came in at 1:50 in the morning, and Valerie was not feeling so good. I was just in time to see her before she had to take her medicine.
Oh. Cloon-tang. 'Causeyou get a lot of cleaver.
Francine, I'm sorry, but that's the craziest...
nicotine gum? it's never too early to stop.
Let's get the party started. Hayley, you were not invited.
Water break, dad? No.
Hey, you! My boys just called me from a freighter headed for China.
We have experts who will helpyou master his interests.
And when you say "children," I hear "migrant workers."
Midlife crisis? Wait. Future senator?
[ Sobbing Continues ]
Tastes like Beard Hair and Ming Sweat
Wait! There is someone at Clooney's door.
- [ All Murmuring Agreement ] - It's the best search engine around.
Hey, son, why don'tyou go inside and get some eggnog.
most unsettling thing I've ever heard in my entire life.