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[ Shivering ]
can you really hug anime chracters in real life? yes there are.
And everybody's buying it!
Happy birthday dear Anita, What’s going on?
they're gonna be pissed you turned the swimming pool into a vineyard.
- Water break, Dad? - No.
Sureyou are.
and then went on to be a big star.
This is war, and no war is won...
You know, I actuallyfeel sorryfor him.
Francine! How did you-
we told george but he wanted food at miss maud. he did.
Tastes like beard hair and Sofia sweat.
And since now I'll never be able to break Clooney's heart...
I am not a hufflepuff. Ready when you are Cher.
Roger, Louise is sad over the fact she's not able to see Marlo Thomas. Lana and Archer are getting crabs over AJ getting leukemia. And there's nothing on television but It's a Wonderful Life. So what? I love it! Wait til you see the real Christmas, everyone's gonna be so happy!
## [Singing Fades ]
Oh, Stan, this is the best birthday present you've ever given me!
[ Sighs ] Just an old TV show I had a bit part on.
[Stan ]And now George Clooney begins his descent into hell.
- Here. I gotyou a pipe. - Thanks, but I don't smoke pipes.
And I’m gonna do it the way Lydia does it in One Day at a Time. Remember the accent? Really? You’re telling me you’re singing it as Lydia, with an accent?
Look at that. Word forword.
Happy birthday dear Hayley. Happy birthday to you. But the person singing it is a surprise.
Stan, we've arranged foryou to be Clooney's bodyguard.
And then tomorrow I'm shipping you back to the States.
- Time for cake. - I get the piece with the rose on it. I called it. You heard.
A big star, huh?
Can I just say hooray for Google? It's made my job so much easier.
Hello Sunny 95, my name is Mimi Kaboom and this is Mr. Hart’s fifth grade class from Northgate Intermediate School in Columbus. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
So, how'd it go with Valerie? It was awful! It was like 1:50 in the morning, and Valerie was not feeling so good. I wanted to leave her a breakfast, but then she closed her eyes to her death.