Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge
A romantic divorce attorney.
You're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down.
- What is it? - Peptic ulcer.
Who are you, Pollyanna?
-Mr. Krauss, do you solemnly swear that... -Krauss von Espy.
Yes. Of course.
Oh, Mr. Massey, you have no idea.
I intend to devote myself to pro bono work in East Los Angeles
-That's right. -Wait. Which side of Tahoe?
-Don't get me wrong, Mr... -Petch. Gus Petch.
What the fuck would it be
Oh, good God, Miles. What are you looking for?
A hundred and twenty-nine thousand
Obscene wealth becomes you.
I’ll have the tournedos of beef. The lady will have the same. Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last time I will address you
You'll be serving in a junior capacity, of course.
Or you stand in contempt. -And then we argue.
Whatever they're paying you, I’ll double.
Well, is that possible?
As a matter of fact, it might be of some interest to you, being in a related business.
Marylyn. How nice of you to...
Rex, for your own safety, get away from the door.
From the Los Angeles firm of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick,
Well, I admire your loyalty.
Baron von Espy, what is your profession?
should your husband decide to take it that far.
But of course, yes.
I just like cameras!! I like cameras!!!
Random guy:Hi! Me:
Get yourself some clean scrubs, and have them prepare the OR.
My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period.
A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, repented,
My speech.
Mr. Donaly. I need a name.
and that's the address that she's staying at.
No, I didn't call you anything.
Yes.
-It was his gun. -And we'll get it back for you.
I’ll do the talking. I know you'll be tempted to chime in,
You should have seen this coming, you Australian piece of shit!
-Grounds? -Poetry recitation.
I must say, for someone in your line of work, you don't exhibit a great deal of tact.
Oh, well, about as much as it'll mean to you, half of your net worth.
He has a soap opera, The Sands of Time. It’s a silly show.
Well, tomorrow won't work. I’m having a body wrap. How's Wednesday?
That's my Jag! That's my Jag!
What are you talking about telltale signs? Look, I see an ass, I nail it.
- I trust her! - Brilliant!
-Golden parachute. -Don't let the screen door hit you.
She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths-es... The wealths-es.
My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution
Got three of those yard people.
The actor? From a TV producer. I think you know him.
This is what I want.
The point is that he acted upon an assumption which he cannot prove,
I did it! It was I! I introduced her to that silly man!
I'd always picked him as some sort of deadbeat, but happy to be proved wrong.
You're not in time. We're in time. Thank God we're in time.
But then, I guess
-Freddy. It’s a negotiation. See you at the preliminary.
I just felt so sorry for him for a minute there.
Yes, but do you not also hold a day job, paying job, a square job?
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
She's not poor. She's richer than you.
What do you want?
Oh, this'll be no settlement. lf I know Marylyn Rexroth,
You've a discovery hearing at 5:30 for the Maxine Gopnik case.
Oh!
-And would like to schedule an appointment. -Same-sex.
Chere Marylyn. But of course.
Surely, Mr. Massey, you've addressed enough juries
And I have a feeling that someday soon,
I just like cameras!! I like cameras!!!
Relax and enjoy your pool.
Son of a bitch Marvin Mitchelson.
shamed, and disgraced the entire firm.
How charming. An aphorist.
She was alone.
so that I can massage the kinks out of our testimony.
or with love?
and a cursory examination tends to support that it is, then...
Get her out and buy some time. Buy some time!