Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and as captain of the good ship Amore Veritas,
Yeah. It’s a catch-22.
-You want a salad. -Do you have a green salad?
if it is perceived to be dancing to the music of a hurdy-gurdy!
April, come she will
Yes, we were adversaries, but we were also professionals.
Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?
it can't be executed after the parties wed.
Marylyn.
I’m speaking with no knowledge. This is what Mr. Smith wants.
It’s what they all fall back on when they don't have a prenup.
-You're looking well, Marylyn. -Hello, Miles.
Marylyn, didn't last night mean anything to you?
Look, Miles, I think it's only fair to warn you that after a decent interval,
Yeah, I’m gonna nail your ass.
-Middle name? -No, they didn't just win.
Not emotionally, of course. Just we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told
-Well, he was beaten fair and square. -l know, but...
This firm deals in perception.
to be your shipmate on this journey through life,
Thank you for coming to this celebration
Let me tell you what they called me in medical school.
Query of the year! Today is November 11st of 2018! Are you gonna drink beer tonight?
Herb, for the first time in my career, I don't know what to do.
Makes you wonder about the entire legal system,
Stop him. -Objection.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! -Tenzing Norgay.
So you caught me porking... Having relations with your old lady.
-Couldn't you be disbarred for that? -Oh, I don't think so.
-That was good. -You think I’m protected?
than the one that addressed you last year
I’ll take care of you later.
Do you want some bones? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
lf you please, sir, not the larynx!
and all of a sudden, the rules of the moral universe don't apply.
I wanna find her Norgay.
That silly man right there!
Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Well, Howard is a beautiful person. A diamond in the rough.
But then he became more and more fixated
I think I might have brought too much stuff.
a man whose name is synonymous with bitter disputes and big awards,
and I’ve nailed his ass fair and square.
Told him it was a no-go.
Okay!
Now? Night manager at McDonald's.
Hi, it's Miles Smith... Mr. Smith calling to say,
vulnerable,
as the president of N.O.M.A.N. or as a member.
Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
Intolerable Cruelty
My client asks that you not initiate proceedings
I’m gonna nail your ass.
Rex. Sit.
Howard's lawyers prefer it. I insist upon it.
In any firm, there can be only one ramrod.
I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah!
Well, that's the problem. I can't afford to give her anything.
-Your Honor, objection! Irrelevant! -I’m going to allow it!
Freddy! Come on, Freddy! No fair!
I’m going to allow it.
Were there any other specifications?
-Who the hell are you? -Hello, Miles. So nice of you to see us.
Sir, I am the concierge!
Only love is in mind if the Massey is signed.
Look who is here. Hi!
I’m going to allow it
Consider this office your office, your haven,
Ladies, I’m not seeing anyone until I’ve finished nailing Rex's ass.
How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.
-right off of Wilshire... -It’s been quite a day.
Are you Wheezy Joe?
Let me ask you something. Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth.
Love need cause us no shame. Love is...
Get that thing off me now!
nine hundred and ninety-nine lunches charged.
You would say, Make hammer on his fanny.