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Man, come here and wrestle with us, dude.
- Hi. - Mac, right?
- # They'll pass you by # - No Mets fans!
# Glory days #
This is gonna be awesome, dude.
So I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on by you.
- Wow. - We wouldn't do that. - Not no more.
Good night, sweet prince.
- We're not - - I'm not gonna judge you neither.
I would've let you make me, uh - make me into a mailbox.
Yeah, well, sometimes the adventures aren't always good ones.
he passes out and dies, we walk away with a free 18-wheeler.
I say you bash its brains in right now.
That's a dead crow.
No!
I don't know. We say yes to the trucker, we go to the motel room...
What the hell?
I got missiles in my bases, I got desire in my heart
Well, I'm freaking out a little bit.
The point is, how did I meet this young woman?
Um, what happened, man?
Serial killer. I like that. I like that.
Oh, man!
Yeah, he knew I could bite him a little bit.
# But all he kept talkin ' about was glory days #
Listen, I'm gonna call us a tow truck and get us out of here.
- Dee's the one going after Ryan Howard all of a sudden. - Well, so what?
Holy shit balls it's a rabbit
- There's gonna be all sorts of exotic creatures there. - You think so?
Seriously, I'm gonna be sad when this is all over.
- What? What's going on, Frank? What are you doing?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Mac, I'm having a thing with this rabbit here.
No, Frank, we don't have anything in the car...
- I'm sure you do. - Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you know, it's been great, fellas, but we're gonna take off now.
- Goddamn it! - Okay, nature is bullshit.
- Huh. - You see what I'm saying about adventure, Charlie?
You know what? I'm a little behind on my trucker terms.
You can't kill the rabbit, Deandra. It's got my soul
# All right #
So I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.