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No, I have. Eew! Weird!
- Yes, absolutely. - This is absolutely ridiculous, holding a funeral for a crow.
# Glory days #
I hope they have some cool, exotic creatures...
Uh, it's just a -
Uh, yes.
# We went back inside, sat down #
Yeah, you guys try not to hurt anybody tonight, okay?
'Cause I got to get to Chase.
and then we grab that and eat it.
Look, can we do this thing, for crying out loud?
we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?
Riding on a private jet, sipping champagne - that's an adventure.
where it can be free and safe in the loving embrace of Mother Nature, okay?
No, it's all my money. You lost yours when you said no to the trucker.
You almost ran over that squirrel, Frank.
- Go on. - Okay. See? He's happier already.
I would've let you turn me into Swiss cheese.
Okay? That's it.
Did you want to say yes to the trucker? Did you want to go bang the trucker in that motel?
I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin'
- Great. Well, come on. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes.
What? I thought you loved animals now.
Maybe I'll suffocate you. I'll suffocate your rabbit face.
'Cause last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.
Oh. No.
Hey there! Y'all need a ride?
Oh! You guys! You guys, a car!
- # Well, all right # - # All right #
I always check their licenses. That's not the point.
I got an idea how we can spend that shit.
I would rather grab your head and wring your neck for wanting to kill this rabbit, all right?
He's looking at me like he can see right through my soul.
So when a new experience presents itself to me...
I'm gonna have a catch with Chase Utley.