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- Oh! - Oh! - No offense.
Guys, let's just do the right thing.
Champagne! Champagne! Champagne!
We're a long way from Atlantic City, a long way.
Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.
Okay, buddy, I love you, but go back to your family now.
- This is for the rats! - Take it easy.
I want to give you one good bash and eat your sweet, delicious meat.
Yes. Yes!
- What are you doing? - Dude, I am gonna say yes to everything!
This is gonna be great.
- Would you like to bet again, sir? - Yes, I would.
So you have to live in the now. Live in the now!
- Is it cool? - It's cool.
and that's how I wound up with this wonderful and very sexual hickey.
All right, let's jump into the forest and we'll find some food there.
- Still got a ways, huh? - Yeah.
I ate the crow.
That's a 10-4.
- Yes. Yes. - Yeah!
I-I- He's not afraid of me.
All good things are ending.
Whoa, whoa! Frank, no! We are not killing any animals, okay?
What are you thinking, coming in here, man?
Okay- Wait. Was that a text?
- Is one of you Frank? - Oh, actually, uh -
I'm not walking, 'cause I got a baby on board, my feet hurt.
- Oh, it's from Dennis. - Oh.
- But first, let's talk about animals. - Yes.
I thought women our age didn't give hickeys anymore.
- Yeah! - Just for riding on a street?
He's gonna go back to his mother and father, and he's gonna have a wonderful life.
No. I only donated all this money so I could make a mockery of their cause.
You eat dead chickens and dead turkeys all the time.
Why are you giving me that look?
and I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin', and I was thinking -
and now you're bringing it back to the bar?
- # Ooh, yeah # - # Oh, yeah #
tonight at the animal rights event.
Whatever.
Don't You Say That, Marc! Don't You Say That!
Let's all walk, and we'll find some help, okay?
and you... could check my oil.
Uh, I've never been good to animals, wearing a leather suit and all.