Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Derek, look what I got.

Well, they do now.

How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide?

- Where did this come from? - Do you want it?

That’s it. You’re grounded.

IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE!

I'm sorry, Elaine, I'll make it up to you.

Oh, your father.

Well, it's going to make Mr. Costanza very happy.

Didn't you tell him about the coffee-table book?

im sorry about fighting arguing hitting and screaming

- Can we get a table? - Oh, don't worry. I made reser-

I mean aren’t we all getting a little too sensitive?

You were having sex on our bed?

Bluffed you out, jack. Pair of deuces.

Is this your son in the bubble bath?

Beatrice’s Hair

You wanna live here...

I was just admiring your coffee table out in the hall.

- What are you talking about? - I can't sleep in there.

Oh, by the way, that TV Guide I gave you, I need it back.

Oh, she's my son's friend.

Oh this is a good one

Oh, this is a good one

tu hiedes no tanto como tu

You were having sex in our bed?

- Look, really, I'm just trying to read. - Fine, okay.

- What TV Guide? - I'm missing TV Guide.

You've got very unusual taste.

- Here, read this. - TV Guide?

I was always excited as a kid when that new TV Guide would come.

To me, the worst thing is shopping for pants.

- Who is it? - Winona, it's Jerry Seinfeld.

- You mind if I use it in my book? - What book?

Well, I can have the table ready for you on Monday.

Oh, ask honorable Chinaman for location of restaurant.

The combination must have just flown out of my head.