Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...you plan to watch.
Three dollars, no change.
I don't understand. How can you have a cigar store without an Indian?
- Hello. - So how was the trip?
oh, this is a good one.
Read the card.
My question is if you can't do the TV Guide crossword puzzle...
Excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is.
Oh! This is a good one.
- She gave that to you? - Hey...
Oh, I haven't seen George for a while. He must be working very hard.
- Oh, hello, Elaine. - Hello.
Jerry, you gotta take me to get this thing refinished.
- Jerry. - Surprise!
...and we must have them.
...in this neighborhood. I don't remember the address.
All right, but no later. My parents are coming back.
Yeah, you know, kind of a peace offering.
Why must I know? Because I'm a redneck?
Let's Bury The Hatchet We Smoke A Peace Pipe?
A prophylactic rubber?
You can tell the best year of your father's life.
- Could I have this? - Sure, take it.
Ninety-five cents a minute, they'll give you the answers...
I like your place. It's very unassuming.
I thought because you're the mailman you would know the neighborhood.
I don't blame you, Winona. I-
These aren't candies, are they?
oh, ask honorable chinaman for rocation of lestaurant
You collect TV Guide?
It's just that it's a very sensitive issue for me.
- You want one? - No, thanks.
No, that's me.
- Just put a coffee-table book over it. - My parents don't read.
Wait a second. You've got the Mark McEwen TV Guide.
- Really? - I'll put in a good word for you.
So where are we gonna go eat?
I know this coffee table. It's George Costanza's.