1977 2000 - Get a Life [S02E12]

Hey, while you're still here, can I ask you a couple questions about my future?

and I've come back to your era using a special time drink that I call Time Juice.

You're ugly and you're doughy and you're bursting with love like some kind of rancid wedding cake that was left out in a terrible rainstorm by a drifter who's smelling named Hank who lives in a storm drain and he wears five pairs of pants even though it's summertime and he'd be much more comfortable wearing five pairs of shorts.

That's why I brought along this.

Boy, this time traveling sure gives me gas.

No, but seriously, folks, I leave you with this one thought.

Wrong.

You've got a big, strong, full bladder in there.

There's always the time tunnel.

You poor misunderstood angel.

Did you get it on video?

Oh, no.

I almost forgot the essential ingredient.

You bet I did.

Shut up with that catchphrase crap, will you, Kevin?

Yeah, I accidentally got a guy executed.

Don't you understand?

Holy crap!

Well, everything will be okay as long as I don't put the idea of whizzing on the captain in your head.

This decade is bad enough without having to watch you wallow in its idiocy every second.

Come on.

I just, uh, I want to slap on a little brute.

I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.

Back in time?

But how?