Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Go ahead, relive your glory days.

Get lost, you raving psycho.

This guy goes back in time to keep his young son from getting killed in a car accident.

I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.

Could use a little more banana.

Don't thank me.

Wait, there's more.

I'd better state my purpose very carefully, so as not to confuse these men of long ago.

This is where I get off.

Screw up last time?

In fact, there's a special presentation, a whole hour of video vengeance this Friday night on Fox, right after America's Most Wanted with MTV.

I thought we had established the last time around that I couldn't get hurt in 1977.

How do I know I arrived on the right day?

Your cock fights suck, you bastard.

You look like a girl.

I almost forgot the essential ingredient.

I love you, Captain Glock.

Uh, fill a turkey baster with warm water, tinge with yellow food coloring, and squirt it at him.

I tell you this damn story every night.