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Your cock fights suck, you bastard.
Oh, bravo!
Could use a little more banana.
Captain.
Go ahead, relive your glory days.
You look like a girl.
Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.
How do I know I arrived on the right day?
This is where I get off.
I'd better state my purpose very carefully, so as not to confuse these men of long ago.
Oh, jeez.
I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.
In fact, there's a special presentation, a whole hour of video vengeance this Friday night on Fox, right after America's Most Wanted with MTV.
Oh, sure.
Get lost, you raving psycho.
I thought we had established the last time around that I couldn't get hurt in 1977.
What the hell?
Don't thank me.
I almost forgot the essential ingredient.
This guy goes back in time to keep his young son from getting killed in a car accident.
I tell you this damn story every night.
Wait, there's more.
Uh, fill a turkey baster with warm water, tinge with yellow food coloring, and squirt it at him.
I love you, Captain Glock.
Delicious.
Screw up last time?