Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your cock fights suck, you bastard.

Could use a little more banana.

Go ahead, relive your glory days.

You look like a girl.

Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

How do I know I arrived on the right day?

This is where I get off.

I'd better state my purpose very carefully, so as not to confuse these men of long ago.

I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.

In fact, there's a special presentation, a whole hour of video vengeance this Friday night on Fox, right after America's Most Wanted with MTV.

Get lost, you raving psycho.

I thought we had established the last time around that I couldn't get hurt in 1977.

Don't thank me.

I almost forgot the essential ingredient.

This guy goes back in time to keep his young son from getting killed in a car accident.

I tell you this damn story every night.

Wait, there's more.

Uh, fill a turkey baster with warm water, tinge with yellow food coloring, and squirt it at him.

I love you, Captain Glock.

Screw up last time?