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Now, to tell you the truth, kid, being on the force was a pain in the butt aside from that license to kill.
Oh, please, Gus.
I got that same exact photo in my locker down at the station house.
No, I'd never do that.
1977.
Will I get a guy executed by mistake?
Okay, here we go.
I just, uh, I want to slap on a little brute.
You've proved your loyalty to me by saving my life.
I'm not Dick Cavett.
Hey, that's a good idea, mister.
Captain?
Shoot.
Hey, I feel a brilliant idea coming to the surface.
And a hand signal at that kind of speed would rip off my Lee press-ons.
Will I meet myself in the future?
Don't thank me.
But how?
Who are you supposed to be?
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
How'd you do then?
Ew, that tastes weird.
Hey, that's good.
So I let him practice a sex change operation on me before they went and did those gay guys in Sweden.