Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So far, so good.
In 1977, I got kicked off the police force because when I got passed over for a promotion, I sort of took a whiz on the captain.
No!
That's just a little play on Shakespeare, fellas, you know, to ease the tension here.
No, but along those lines.
Cool.
Hey, your cockfights suck, you bastard.
Oh, Gus, I'm home.
Okay, let's give this a shot.
No, but you've been a wonderful audience.
Gus was right about the Twilight Zone.
That's such a sad story.
I guess I'll have to... Hey!
Um, one, wouldn't it have been better to discuss your complaint with the captain?
Well, the only way to get out early was to volunteer for scientific experimentation.
Okay.
Okay.
How did that happen again?
You poor misunderstood angel.
The last time I really upset them with my blunt truths of time travel.
She looks a tad hungry.
I'm so happy to be home.
Hey, that's me from the past.
Excuse me, I'll get it.