Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In 1977, I got kicked off the police force because when I got passed over for a promotion, I sort of took a whiz on the captain.
How did that happen again?
Okay, let's give this a shot.
Gus was right about the Twilight Zone.
I guess I'll have to... Hey!
Okay.
Um, one, wouldn't it have been better to discuss your complaint with the captain?
You poor misunderstood angel.
Hey, that's me from the past.
The last time I really upset them with my blunt truths of time travel.
I'm so happy to be home.
Oh, Gus, I'm home.
Okay.
No!
Cool.
No, but along those lines.
Well, the only way to get out early was to volunteer for scientific experimentation.
Excuse me, I'll get it.
She looks a tad hungry.
That's just a little play on Shakespeare, fellas, you know, to ease the tension here.
So far, so good.
Hey, your cockfights suck, you bastard.
No, but you've been a wonderful audience.
That's such a sad story.