Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What?
Francis' assistee to resist such temptation.
I went up to her door, see, and I rang the doorbell, and then when she came out and answered it, there was no one there.
You're battling your alter ego.
Look, pinhead, I'm sick of explaining this to you every day.
Um, well, two things, really.
I am a girl.
I was a lonely woman until you came looking for a place to live.
You get my point?
Come on, give mama a kiss.
Kind of like being a security guard at a volleyball game.
Holy crap!
Oh yeah.
That was just a blood-curdling scream for joy.
He killed the captain.
Gus, whatever you do, please do not take a leak on the captain.
Next time.
El momento of truth, though.
Oh, thank goodness.
Gee, this guy's not only a psycho, he's a pervert!
No, but seriously, folks, I leave you with this one thought.
That's very sad for you, but I have to run right now.
Okay, well, oh, a little time travel music, please.