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And he'd be mean to me.
Uh, run a garden hose on him?
Come on, what is this, an audience?
You don't suppose it might be an early work of our national treasure Mario Van Peebles, do you?
Ah.
What's the matter?
Suit yourself, Romeo, but I am as hot as a cat on a tin roof, so haul your butt into the boudoir.
I know, and I forget it every day.
What's the matter, kid?
You could get shot, or worse, number oneed on.
A couple of stones from Stonehenge.
Hmm.
I like that.
And they laughed me off the stage at the UN.
Sorry, Gus.
Hmm.
Here, me lord, I'm at your service.
So hey, may the force be with you.
Well, now that I've changed your life for the better, as well as gently guided your sweet, throbbing civilization towards peace, I can now take my leave.
Tinge with yellow food coloring and squirt it at him?