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My only thanks is the pitter-patter of little children running up to bed with full bellies.
Oh, Captain Block!
Who the hell are you?
Think about the place where you've been, wonder why you have it now.
You're off the force, Barton!
Well, running like a girl at the speed of light usually works.
Hey, mister.
Dear Lord, please let there be a little time juice left.
Are you telling me you're a complete woman?
The house is just as I left it.
Maybe you are a star man after all.
Oh, no.
A slimeball captain ran a sting operation on me that sent me up the river for 20 years.
You don't like to dress?
Hey, boy.
I don't need thanks.
Use it.
The dad felt lousy.
Yeah, and every time I think about the way you were kicked off the force, that really burns me.
I'll never ask you for anything else my whole life.
I better come up with a sweet little baby story, so they don't think I'm a raving psycho.
Hey, mister, maybe you are a star man after all.
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