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My only thanks is the pitter-patter of little children running up to bed with full bellies.
I'll never ask you for anything else my whole life.
Think about the place where you've been, wonder why you have it now.
Dear Lord, please let there be a little time juice left.
Maybe you are a star man after all.
Yeah, and every time I think about the way you were kicked off the force, that really burns me.
Are you telling me you're a complete woman?
You don't like to dress?
Who the hell are you?
Hey, mister.
Oh, no.
A slimeball captain ran a sting operation on me that sent me up the river for 20 years.
Hey, boy.
The dad felt lousy.
Hey, mister, maybe you are a star man after all.
Well, running like a girl at the speed of light usually works.
Oh, Captain Block!
You're off the force, Barton!
The house is just as I left it.
Use it.
I better come up with a sweet little baby story, so they don't think I'm a raving psycho.
I don't need thanks.
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