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Okay, my underpants is a bad example, but somebody's underpants.
and I've come back to your era using a special time drink that I call Time Juice.
Come on.
Stand in the place where you were, now face north.
I know.
Does it have something to do with flossing?
A cover of Time magazine.
I mean, all the parts in working order?
Well, everything will be okay as long as I don't put the idea of whizzing on the captain in your head.
A little time.
Geez, how the hell do I know?
Don't you know the world's full of two-headed walking dead zombies who all look like Sharon?
Suddenly I became privy to more grafts than ever.
Terrific.
Exactly.
No!
That's a very good joke, because water is another word for urine.
Gus, I have to go away on a little business trip.
Oh, Gus, I'm home.
I get to release all this bitterness inside me, and it's not like the captain would kick me off the force for such a minor infraction.
So hopefully you'll be sorry.
You're ugly and you're doughy and you're bursting with love like some kind of rancid wedding cake that was left out in a terrible rainstorm by a drifter who's smelling named Hank who lives in a storm drain and he wears five pairs of pants even though it's summertime and he'd be much more comfortable wearing five pairs of shorts.
I'll make a time travel drink.
Oh, hey, I could use this nifty time machine.
No need to thank me.
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