Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Changing the past is harder than I thought.

If you don't evacuate right now on the goodly captain over there, your future will be thus.

We became lovers.

I was getting a little greedy there, wasn't I?

I don't know what kind of hell demon you are, buddy, but I'd whiz on Mother Teresa to avoid that fate.

A precious lock of Michael J. Fox's hair.

I now realize that you really do miss the life of a peace officer, don't you?

Why do you think they call it dope?

Think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Captain, get the hell out of this house!

Hey, while you're still here, can I ask you a couple questions about my future?

Well, I don't want to disturb the cute family of raccoons that live inside.

This decade is bad enough without having to watch you wallow in its idiocy every second.

By my time, this young man will be whiter than my underpants.

Oh, no, Gus, not at all.

Now you're nothing but a pathetic, alcoholic laughingstock.

And they're real big bugs, too.