Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you please turn that off?
- What? - Oh--
Squeeeeeeeeeps,
You're right. I could talk about Fudge all day.
from the remnants of my spacecraft.
- Yeah. - Which is the day
Oh, here's the thing about my version.
Okay, well, you know, that still is really possible.
You can't die?
It's all right. Hey, it's okay.
I can fathom it. It's--
(keys clacking)
Roseby Lubintus
- Really? Twice? - Unbelievable.
He smoke rock, though.
(sobbing)
(imitating siren wailing)
and got the kid some [bleep],
Fartrell Cluggins, University of Arkansas.
There's a snake in my boot.
Oh, I'm gonna find him.
Have y'all seen a 4'11" dude with a purple beard up in here?
You can't handle a gay man's music.
(applause)
- Come here, man. - (sobbing)
Sorry for the inconvenience, y'all.
look like little, skinny, purple penises,
University of Arizona.
So you can't handle hearing about how I'm gay.
(imitating rapid beeping)
Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada,
about nothing happening to me.
- Cleaning your bathroom... - Yeah.
So I'm tired.
'cause I didn't want to alarm y'all.
You're not?
Squeeeeeeeeeps,
Aw.
Cartoons Plural, Virginia Tech.
University of Nebraska.
We weren't roommates, though, 'cause I didn't get no rent.
is the mother.
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(distorted voice) Firstname Lastname,
Why-- if there was a spaceship in the sky,
every time you mention him?
we would have disagreed with them
(cheers and applause)
Really?