Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Devon.
what if you got hit by a car or something?
they could have had tacos on Tuesday,
Yeah.
- Taco Tuesdays. - Taco Tuesdays.
(distorted voice) Firstname Lastname,
put on the brakes.
Jordan and I lived together. We lived together.
if your messiah looks more like Jesus than Jesus...
and how he's been completely seduced by CGI.
(stammering) Like, a compelling--
It's the mother.
Bisquiteen Trisket, University of Michigan.
Good night.
Man, nobody in here...
Just wanted to check up on everything.
Oh, by the by, have you seen A 4'5" purple beard?
My-- was-- I was sent down here in-- in--
Well, apparently, they believed that there was
Dude, what are you doing?
I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole.
Thank you!
I'm from a planet called L-La-- Thelonious,
et cetera and et cetera.
- It's the mom. - Right?
There's a snake in my boot
So I'm gonna die.
Like, he had a baby arm holding on to a apple.
So you seeing anybody lately?
Excuse me. Hi. Rick Nicklesby, Channel 6.
It's paint!
Yeah.
Coznesster Smiff, Rutgers University.
- Paint? - This is a new shirt.
for this Wednesday,
(laughter and applause)
My landlord? Um...
No.
- Great. Want to go? - Yeah.
Okay, you know, I'm gonna level with all y'all.
named Gerald in my apartment?
Because of moms,
- Compelling leadership. - Charismatic leader.
University of Hawaii.
right there, or would have--