Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you, Rick.

Obviously I would, yes! And I did!

and it almost cost you your pud,

Can you get rid of them?

Oh, here's an idea. Fuck you!

[ Sobs ] Shh, Morty.

Fairenheat: Well, you do that, that would compete with heroin.

The third detector is going to scan for a prosthetic dick.

Ugh, I didn't want to have to do this.

might be the fastest way out of this.

[ Crowd gasping ]

I came to stand in line and then eat.

I'm usually mean to you

is here again to tell us what to do?

Well, the Scepter -- Oh, you mean this old thing?

They're talking about heroin, Morty. They like it.

[ Hot dogs crying ]

Together: ♪ Sir Mortaniel, face so bright ♪

He -- He doesn't want the sword.

those knights need a king, and that king needs no dick.

Oooooooookey-dokey.

Present the Shears of Stumping!

I don't know, buddy. Feels like we're kind of more

Here. Take it back home.

the center of this system.

♪ Did, did, did, did you ever wonder why ♪

I guess if the sun can support life, any planet can.

What if I cut off my dick?

♪ Goodbye, blue sky ♪

No. We're not done.

-Ooh, that stings. -Fuck this knights shit.

Your alphabet is of no concern here.

He cannot leave unless he bests me in combat.

First things first. Step through this machine

is clearly not a priority here.

[ Hot dogs crying ]

You're under arrest for illegal hot dog trafficking.