Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, I just didn't expect to see ya--
- My gerbil, Larry. He's 82.
- Your son is standing there, ma'am,
- "Stop principals from banging moms."
because if I don't, nobody else will.
- Um, we don't say
Tom, what's the reward? - Oh, just put down a dollar.
I know you got gym class going on
- "Principal banging multiple women."
- Oh, he don't know? - Yeah, he doesn't know.
- Just be regular ten-year-old kids, I guess.
Are you trying to say my son murdered George?
in woods behind TJ Maxx." Son of a bitch.
- I'm attracted to your mom, and I've been watching her
- All right, you write it.
For argument's sake, let's say there's a reward.
- Do you mind if I ask how many you bought?
- A joke? What happened to the ten grand?
- As we say goodbye to sweet George,
and just cruise around all day.
- Excuse me, you two. Is there something
[percussive music]
- If I can upgrade from plumber to principal,
- Casey, I've got this.
- I don't know if that's the case, but--
- Yeah, enough about me, though.
- George died?
- This "lady"-- - What? Lady in quotes?
You talk to a plumber, the next thing you know
You have a problem, talk to the principal.
My mom has money problems. - No, no. That's not enough.
[indistinct chatter]
- You may not. Talk to the VIP note.
With a secret like that, you could ask for anything.
- Are you okay? 'Cause there've been a lot
- What's this? Dakota's mom?
♪ Through you she lives on ♪
- Attention, everybody.
- Mad? I'm ecstatic.
They seem to think he's got--
- "Pursuant to my prior obligations"--
[squeaking]
♪ Supplying the proof ♪
- Are you kidding me? Let's go find that gerbil!
I prefer the woods. I can't hold it.
I believe your son murdered the fish.
A little room?
- That's it. - Come on, I can't do this.
- I tried to warn you. Do not talk to plumbers.
- "Principal banging--" Ugh!