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- What's their prey?
because she's a handful anyway. Thank you for swinging by,
and then you write back saying you can't bang me
- Hold on. I'll call you right back.
- Why? - Well, the school frowns
- Kind of puts a damper on the B-minus dance.
- Promise me you'll keep it our secret and I will give you
- Oh, don't be mad, Tom, it was a hard test.
- Larry! Larry, Larry, Larry!
"Here, sweet baby Larry!"
[cat yowls]
The guy's a principal
Tom, get on his lap.
that I have to read to you.
- All right. I mean, I guess we could try
- Even if it gets weird. Even if he's into some kink.
- Hard work? - I pulled strings, okay?
- Done? - A 10 G gerbil!
Wow. - We've got to start sitting
- The sun is shining on us. - Taking a long lunch
- No one's gonna see it. Hey, waiter! Come over.
I told him. - This is outrageous.
- Yeah, that's free also, sir. [crunching]
Take a load off. Take a nap.
[cheers and applause]
- Give it. - What is happening here?
Tom needs to hop out and poop real quick.
- How are we gonna do that?
I'm gonna let him go on the soccer field.
- What a match up.
- All right, let me write it.
[squeaking]
- Yeah. - Oh, this is really going to
- Nelson, get her out.
- Uh, anyway, on an unrelated note,
- Your gerbil is on the loose? - I'm on it.
- Wait. Larry's the man of the house? Not me?
I didn't think this thing
- Do you see colorful Umbro shorts?
- Now, please,
you could say he's your bitch now.
- Okay. - I mean, your mom's
[dramatic music]
with your mom was gonna escalate so fast.
I just overheard some of the moms talking at school.
please tell them to shut up. Have a nice day.
- Yeah, we want to, um, do
[squeaking]
show him how good I'm doing. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
- All right, Larry, play time's over.
- Got'cha, got'cha, got'cha.
- All right, let's play!
We're getting unlimited everything.
And to clarify, there's no reward.
- Hey, I mean, this is the way the world works, I was told.
All right. What's the plan?
- All right, we gotta stop this.