Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm gay ♪
No wonder I couldn't find prescription eye drops
[chuckles] First of all, I really don't like the word "dump."
-Nick, how was your big date last night? -It started out a little awkward,
Number one, number two?
[faint barking]
anyway, I guess I should be in less of a hurry to figure everything out
It was scientific. I was just trying to help.
That sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory.
[singers] ♪ What's it like to be gay? ♪
Wow. It must be hard for you that you can't sit with the boys anymore
♪ The world's your buff buffet ♪
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
-♪ So gay ♪ -♪ It's a flaming hot pink-letter day ♪
-[chuckles] His fruit snacks... -Uh-huh?
as soon as I kissed your big, weird catfish mouth.
-Oh, I'll never forget. -Sing it, sister.
Ni hao!
-How so, Freddie Mercury? -I was hoping you would ask.
What? No, Nick's not my boyfriend. We're just best friends.
Look, we could still be friends.
...the johnson.
and swallows every bite.
As long as you live on one of the coasts,
Oh, God, no! I loved having gay guys in my band.
and I'm so awkward around everyone except you, 'cause we're best friends,
We're going to the Brambles in Central Park.
-And then what happened? -And then he, um, well, he ate it.
Yeah, Morrey. He's the fucking man.
Uh, you actually don't have to get me one.
Well, if he's gay and into it, then you're making music.
-and I thank you for your candor. -You're welcome.
[distant dog barking]