Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't care if Andrew's gay, I'll always want to be his friend.
When you said "let's be friends," I was excited
Wait, what? Please tell me there's a Walgreens
I'm gonna change the "oh, my God" to "hey, now"
-Oh, God, Jessi's here. -What?
I mean, if it's so "okay" to be gay,
Virus, virus! Shame on you!
♪ Yes, you'll find your new identity ♪
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-I'm not picturing that. -Let me ask you this--
-Okay. -More, more, more!
-What did you feel? -Not much.
Oh, look, the lost and found became a person.
Uh, I was wondering-- if you don't mind--
-[Dad] Andrew, what's going on up there? -Nothing! I'm asleep.
Huh. I had no idea.
Yeah, and then you'll get caught up in a bunch of lawsuits
I'm not gonna say that Jessi eats shit.
Well, guess what, sack of potatoes? No one is 100-percent gay or straight.
Is it because I have a gross catfish mouth?
you caught me working on a new song that no one will ever hear.
It just seems kinda hard to be gay.
Lacrosse tryouts are tomorrow.
Oh, I can't believe that you were my first kiss.
"Morrey"? Do you mean the Hormone Monster?
See, I thought tilapia was a kind of pasta.
I was deep in the closet, and I wish I came out while I was alive.
Here's a fun fact-- Stevie Wonder wrote the song "Sir Duke" about me.
And as long as he's around, rock and roll will never die.
-[music playing] -Nick-o-teen,
No way, this is a fluke. You know I have no control over these.
[announcer] This fall, Paul Bunyan takes on the Big Apple
Are you saying that we can't be friends with girls?
Why, hello, Andrew! [laughs]
Like Stanley Kowalski picking you up and thrusting you
-Totally sucked at it. -Are you sure we're not at Walgreens?
And I guess as goes Nick so goes Andrew.
[Dad] Well, something's wrong with the computer.
-But I really like Nick. -As a friend.
-Why is it so weird now? -Because you two do not belong together.
[screams] are the world's worst kisser!
Have you been nar-ghty or nice?
No girl's gonna hook up with you if you're gay.
-The Rock gave you a boner. -No! What? No!
-and his connection to 9/11? -No. We actually talked about you.
-What? No. -Neither have I, right? Okay.
now she's your enemy.
Interesting. Okay, number one, or number two?
It would be kind of perfect, right? We get along, his parents love me--