Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is so great! I'm friends with my girlfriend.
-Well, all right. -Shit. Wait. What's this?
More groupie for Dukie. Yum, yum, yum!
No, that's been proven to be untrue.
Rub his nose in it.
That's exactly what I did to Tyler Kinney.
Okay, okay, you gotta get back at Jessi.
I mean, I know how to track you guys.
So what's up? You officially gay?
To be honest, it was, like, the hardest thing I've ever had to do
♪ When you're gay Every day is a nonstop cabaret ♪
What? Andrew? That's impossible.
-Thanks for dinner. -Yeah, sorry I sent back my food.
What? We see every movie together.
Like, a big, hard boner. And I don't know how to talk to girls
-Wanna go on a date with your old man? -No!
skittlez smokers
-You ready, Jellybean? -Yep. Bye, Nick.
Terry Bradshaw's taking a shower with Howie Long,
-[clicking] -Um...
Socrates, Freddie Mercury,
-Oh! -and so--
in the gay part of Central Park.
-[all gasp] -[Matthew] You heard it here--
Um, when did you start to like women?
-Because I'm not. -But if you were--
-and you have, like, a pear shape. -Oh, God.
I'm 20/20. Didn't Morrey give you the gay test?
Ugh...
and that's why it was so hard for me to break up with her.
Well, you know your great-uncle Nick?
Ladies and gentlemen, Eagles legend and my brother-in-arms, Mr. Joe--
the official profession of the gay people.
-Ha! You my dawg. -Nick Birch!
I don't know who that is but that does sound good.
How do I meet other gay people? How do I find a boyfriend?
Oh, we're not friends.