Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but don't tell her that. Who else?
and Don Henley doesn't call you on your birthday anymore, man.
and then became middle management at IBM, and you have a condo,
-Yeah. -[Andrew] Number one?
-[Andrew] Stop clicking on it! -It's got a life of its own!
["Be Gay" playing]
You guys gonna watch another episode?
-Um... -Oh!
You're always making each other jealous, getting in your stupid little fights.
Duke, I guess I was wondering, have you ever stayed friends with an ex?
That sounds like a nice little life I've made for myself.
The gross poking and prodding from your scaly alligator tongue.
Hi, Andrew, I just wanted to preemptively let you know
No, no, no, your mouth is fine. I just didn't feel anything.
That. That, too. You're weirdly formal.
[bell rings]
♪ And goodbye vaginas ♪
No, I'm just saying maybe the two of us should go on a vacation,
[laughs] Nailed it again.
because I really like being friends with you.
I would say that there's about four other people--
Just with your giant blubbery lips
Damn, Paul, your sticky chest gave me blue balls.
It's my fault. I lied about how we broke up.
Grandpa Andrew, who was your first kiss?
when you know she wants to be eating little pieces of shit.
Oh, please! You do everything together.
♪ In the LGBT community ♪
Hey, Dad, um... can I ask you something?
-[clicks] -[siren wails]
Love's a journey, dude. She'll figure it out.
and just take each boner as it comes.
Good call, good call.