Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Jay. -And I've got just the idea.

-Gun him down. -I knew it wasn't gonna work

Hey, man, hurry it up! We're gonna miss the movie.

-Oh, you have a sweet side. -...buttfucking Mr. Clean!

would you rather that lesbo call you "catfish mouth" or gay?

She made you feel like it was your idea, didn't she?

But now that I'm saying it out loud I don't know.

-That's good. -Wait. Close that.

I'm really sorry I said all those terrible things about you.

Um, hello? Mr. Ghost of Duke Ellington? It's Andrew.

I'm the one who put the fecal matter on the basketballs.

-Everyone's gonna think I'm a loser. -Well, you're a winner to me.

Yes, I'm declaring that I'm a proud gay man.

onto a kitchen counter like you weigh nothing.

God, what's taking so long?

I've got morning wood... to chop.

I need to find the bin filled with plastic balls

-[gasps] Oh, my God. -Number two, right?

Yeah, yeah, could be a fluke, or maybe... you're gay.

♪ Except for North Carolina ♪

That's it. I'm getting us tickets the second they go on sale.

I really need a DVD of "Van Helsing" and a six-foot-long receipt.

Me? Okay, fine, but the lights stay off. I don't own stock in Con Ed.

What? Yes. Where have you been?

and licks it off. Yum, yum, yum.

Oh-- yeah, no, that-- that's fine.

-Yeah, that-- that totally makes sense. -But we can watch the trailer together.