Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aw, don't worry about it, Nick. Opinions are like assholes--

Definitely watch gay porn.

Did you know any gay people when you were alive?

Okay, okay, how about this-- we'll say Jessi puts peanut butter on her dog's dick

-No, I don't want to zoom. -Yes! Yes!

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia?

Ooh, how'd you break up with Jessi? Did you make her cry?

Tomorrow, an exclusive interview with Patient Zero in our pinkeye epidemic.

-Click the mouse. -Okay. Here goes.

How's it supposed to feel?

Oh, death is so profoundly sad.

We're in a fight but ultimately we're still friends, right?

Ugh! That was positively painful, my pretty little pupusa.

-I'm not gay. -Oh!

-Of course it does. You know that. -Okay, here's what I will say--

Aw, Atlanta Claus, you gotta help me find a dying Mylar balloon that says "Wow."

-No, it's a fish. -Yeah, no, no, I know that now.

That. That, too. You're weirdly formal,

[Hormone Monster] Now tell me-- number one, or number two?

-No, we all know it's okay to be gay. -Do we?

Man, you boys having a lot of problems this week, huh?

And thanks again.

-[growls] -Hyah!

Good kid. Thinks he might be a homosexual.

but it was the right thing to do. Does that make sense?

Okay, fine. We'll take the high road. We'll just say she's a lesbo.

It's a gay test.

I've got morning wood... to chop.

"Probably gay"? What does that even mean?

You mean Nick Starr, the host of "Countdown to Money"?

Oh, my God! [thumps]