Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I pity the poor girl who makes the mistake of kissing you next.
Let's just say he comes out to you and you fire him from your band,
like, hey, women, do we even need them?
Go stand by those two weird Christmas movie posters
Please tell me they put a Walgreens in this Netflix.
-Well, what about Mom? -Well, I love your mother,
♪ Come and join in the fun Say hello to tight butts ♪
Let's face it, Andrew, if you're asking, you're probably gay.
Two robots and two humanoids are here to compete
-Well, um... -Rihanna? The Land O' Lakes butter chick?
You're picturing it and we're talking about it.
-What do you mean? -Your lumpy friend Andrew
Only if you find disposable income and terrific summer houses scary.
like the kind of gay guy who's in the Air Force
Movie? I thought this was the self-checkout at Walgreens.
'Cause I'm gonna tell everyone that you, Nick Birch,
so he becomes destitute and flings himself in front of a trolley car.
Aren't you supposed to put the peanut butter on your own dick?
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Cut that little pipsqueak down to size.
But let's move on to something actually care about--
-Well, is it true? -I don't know.
[laughs] You're precious.
It's the law of the jungle, Jessi. It's the law of the jungle.
-♪ Be gay, totally gay ♪ -♪ Be gay ♪
-Maybe I am gay. -Okay, all right. That's good to know.
...the johnson.
-Oh, I love that. Camping's a great-- -It's just Nick and me!
Jay, please. How did everything get so messed up?
-It's a spectrum. -Oh. Well, how gay are you?
Sorry, you're the only gay person I know.
-Andrew did the funniest thing today. -Oh, God, tell me. What did he do?