Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Well, it was mutual. -No, no, no.

-Is there a difference? -I'll rip that little bitch to shreds.

All right, loading.

There's a Metro North conductor who's good.

Like, remember when I saw that particularly plump tomato?

He's right, it's Nick. It's always been Nick.

-♪ Hooray! ♪ -♪ Oh, shanté! ♪

Everyone wants to know who broke up with who,

No. Guys, nobody dumped anyone. We're still going out. We're just friends.

Shall we go to the movie?

it felt like I was chewing on two lukewarm hot dogs.

and now I'm really excited about it.

-It'd be a nightmare. -Why?

Nick and Jessi.

Okay, so, normally right about now I'd watch the Mets game.

-Purse Dog? -"Mr. Teddy Graham."

I love that. That's what this is missing, right? Being friends.

Oh, hello, Nick. Did you bring a phone book to sit on?

Please stop quoting your dad's divorce lawyer commercials.

-What's up, jerk? -Hey, Jessi,

[music playing]

So mysterious. I get such a kick out of this kid.

What? Of course we do. What about my mom and, like, whores?

I was just spitballin'. Poof!

-Number one, number two? -[Andrew] Can I see number one again?

-I'm not allowed refined sugar. -Uh, thanks. I'm all set.

[announcer] The pecs...

And, hey, is-- that's a bad thing, right?

[contestants chanting] "Countdown to Money with Nick Starr!"

Did she say just be friends or "just be friends"?

Okay, that's crazy, all right?

Oh, my God, poor Andrew.

What's up, my man? You page me? Who we hard for?

♪ I'm here, I'm queer, get used to me ♪

♪ Be a bright and shining rainbow ♪

and Justice Antonin Scalia.

Now let's mosey.

Being gay can be bloody brilliant.