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They were everywhere.
[Coughs] I'm available. [ Coughs, Clears Throat]
[ Screaming ]
I fell in love with a single dad who turns out to be a billionaire.
- They suck, Ted. - I know.
your mom worked and I was a stay-home dad.
I wanna bury my head in the safety of your bosom.
Bangtoberfest is about innovation, about ideas.
for Marvin-if you want.
HA-DOUBLE-BURN
The Big Bro in the sky had answered my prayers.
What you're doing with these young women...
It's Watering right now...
Oh, delightful.
Ha-aloha-burn.
and we still haven't found a nanny.
is simply not appropriate.
and two, he doesn't exist.
Well, at least I'm not dating a girl.
Overcompensating a bit?
- You're fired. - Calm down.
Twenty bucks says he is crying in the ladies' room right now.
Now off to work, you two.
What about What I just witnessed not two minutes ago?
Craziest thing. He just Went poo-poo this very second.
and everything he told you was a lie.
Belmont Racetrack.
I had to check their qualifications.
Then why did I wake up holding a monkey?
Victoria and I are R.S.V.P.'ing to a wedding in Jamaica...
- What time is it? - 5:00.