Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We covered that fire on the news.

[ Panting ] I'm just gonna take the batteries out of these smoke detectors.

[ Ted Narrating ] Kids, October of 2012...

Six months later, guess What gambling addicts thumbs had metal pins in them.

A Mr. Stimson called the agency and offered to pay my salary.

I'm available. [Clicking Tongue]

What's wrong, Daddy?

Lily and Marshall's nanny search hit pay dirt.

And two, there is no way...

God, who am I kidding?

Mr. Marvin and I are going to get acquainted.

I'd introduce you to little baby Edgar, but one, he's napping...

- Did you guys conk out? - Yeah, I guess we did.

And when I die and become a skeleton, I'll still be holding you.

How come there are no pictures of me after I go to preschool?

I am... deliriously happy in my perfect relationship.

For eight bucks an hour, you can do whatever you Want to me.