Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Roll a die to see who gets it?
Wow.
The death of a peer, especially at our age,
How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop.
Our island flag is an anus
something is in your life and one day, it's not.
After learning about Star-Burns' death,
the ringleaders of the riot, aka the Greendale Seven.
And the cherry on top on this total lack of sundae...
How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale Six?
It was an emotional time and we acted emotionally.
How about the crazy man who...
Anything at all.
and never get anything done?
To be fair, it was the crystal meth
Well, I had a little
is have a memorial or something.
that every failure is also an opportunity?
For the purposes of this exercise,
You mean like, "Star-Burns died how he lived...
Oh... Because his sideburns were shaped like stars.
Well, where's the Dean? He'll tell you.
Which, of course, is not good behavior.
Sir... Although my friends and I behaved somewhat irresponsibly,
that none of us ever tried to do.