Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

against the tiniest lion you've ever imagined.

When this all gets sorted out I don’t think anyone should have to wear bras anymore

Uh-oh. Here comes trouble.

Just for today, fashion curiosity did not kill the cat.

Hey, sweet cheeks. Got an invite I'd like to extend your way.

In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

What? What day is this?

Seaton watch. The mood is tense

It took my impending death

Thank you Scott

I have an IQ of 46 and am what the doctors call Mentally retarded

San Diego ...which of course in German, means, "a whale's vagina"

I might be in trouble on that one

They’ll getcha

I believe its Gif or Hif. It might me a soft "G".

What did the bad man do?

Don’t get me wrong, I looove the ladies, they rev my engine. but they do not belong in the newsroom!

And, of course, my friend Baxter here.

and thanks for stopping by, San Diego.

Watch out for the hen! It'll getcha!

Poop pipes. Poop coming out of your pipes

“Caballeros” ASSEMBLE!!!

72% sure... that I Love

What you're about to see is a Channel 4 News exclusive.

60% of the time It works every time

- Get out of the business. - This is pathetic.

HALEY? I DON'T KNOW A HALEY.

Weed. I had weed for lunch. That's why I'm doing this....

she does have a nice, big old behind.

A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining

And I'm Ron Burgundy.

Sitting Jordan addison Was a bad choice!

Switch me on it!

Bike-Watch, and the mood is tense!

- No one's seen her. - I can't believe this.

No. Buy new sunglasses!

Its the pleats, its the pattern on the pants..

All right. Let's do this!

Ravens... Assemble!!

It's boring, but it's part of my life.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Savannah made a very funny joke today!”

Ankle watch. The mood is tense.

- Shall we? - Yes.

Glass case of emotion

I did. That was a terrific spill. That's quite a raspberry.

Damn it! who put affordable housing into a strat memo? For the last time, anything you put into a strat memo, access will put into creative!

We've got to do something.

You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.

Okay, I'll go get your sandwich.

You can't do anything? Even the old man did something!

You’re going to be sitting next to Ethan Hawke!

- Excuse me, gentlemen. - Oh. Hello.

Hey, you watch yourself, mister.

but if I had to guess, I'd say female.

and everything started to move awfully fast

You’re a member of the channel 4 news team

Veronica. What a pretty girlfriend.

You just need to lift 2x per week, sleep, walk, and eat Whole Foods People

- Yeah, you got mental problems, man. - Yeah, he really does.

Oh! Oh, Baxter, you're still alive!

Like a diaper full of Indian food.

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

I just got the call from Poonam She wants me back

- It's me. Ed. - Who?

Today we spell redemption R-O-D!!

I'm telling you, she is a real ball-buster.

Brick Come and Hug Me I Know You Want to!

It’s the Ashbourne Christmas Bottomless. We do it every year.

Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.

It's the team pancake breakfast, we do it every month.

*spits out food*

This is a big one

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY, THE GOVERNMENT HAD A REALLY FUNNY JOKE TODAY!

- Power. - Roll in.

Can’t say one word Even the guy who can’t think says something

I even wrote it down in my diary “Veronica had a very funny joke today”

People seem to like me because I am polite

and we made out for hours.

I don’t know what a bonus win is!

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

When you left the hurt was so deep I don’t know if I can go through that again

We got it now. It's all right.

I'll give this little cookie an hour

Are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?

I can see you, Ron.

Maybe don't wear a bra next time.

Ren, Val, and Chris unable to find Bella: we're in a glass case of emotion!

Today we spell redemptiom UVA

Oh, my gosh! She said her first words!

You Have Bad Hair

# Love is like candy on a shelf #

Twenty percent of the time I win every time

She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!

I LOVE AIRBRUSH

I’m not a baby! I am a man!

60% of the time, I’m right every time.

and that she is quite a handful in the bedroom.

AVENGERS: ENDGAME WAS AWESOME AND TONY STARK FUCKING DIESSSSS!!!!

and we'll pick you up in the morning.

And I've shown you, old man!

It's cards and drinking night We do it every month

Mmm I just burned my tongue

No. Chevy’s coming. It’s the weekly game. We do it every week.

I mean that thing is good

You’ve destroyed The only thing I love

Today we spell redemption J-a-g-s

I saw that Boeing Killed a guy

Ron, I think you've got a story to report.

Como está bitchesssss

Man, that’s hilarious.

Oh, stop calling your arms "guns."

I'm Veronica Corningstone.

my wild love tigress.

Dammit! Who put the tang in the spray tan machine?

I think he bought it.

Well, well, well.

Scholars maintain that the purpose was lost years ago.

when they crop up in the ol' skull, huh?

And we will dance till the sun rises.

KLRU: No Commercials No Mercy

You're like a miniature Buddha

PRODUCTION WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE

Is that Sex Panther you're wearing?

Oh, you never have?

I don’t know a Pat

which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Hey, everyone! Come and see how good Bear's Den are!

Fire up, Ronnie!

You know those ratings systems are flawed!

Mack Brown is a saint!!

Damn it! Who typed a “pause” on the teleprompter?

I love lamb. I love lamb.

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.

Carol Ann is a saint

38 percent of the time I order oysters everytime

Dammit Who typed “work war 11” on the teleprompter?

Dammit! Who who put a Hersey on the Discord?

IT'S THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST

I thought it was a joke I even wrote it down in my diary.

I hate you, Bake Clofton. I hate you!

How good was your service with Penguin ?

Its made from bits of pug, so you know its good...

Yeah. What is that?

getting charged weekend rates at the course you work for

I'm going to take your cousin, Kelly Moran, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Well that’s just great. Did you hear that Tomlin? Hurting Jabo’s feelings…

- Simply vanished. - How do you lose your lead anchor?

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Alexandra made a very funny joke today!

It's there team pancake breakfast, we do it every month.

See this muscle It is from ICMP

She's looking this way.

Maybe don’t wear a bra this time.

I even wrote it down in my diary

Two tickets to the Gong show

# Is always gonna be there anyway? #

HANNAH... I miss seeing you. I miss your laugh!

Caleb, get back over here

Because of your actions

I am completely miserable San diego

Spin team, assemble!!

You stay classy, Knicks fans

60% of the time it works everytime

Well, the truth is, I don't really have a choice.

SMELLS OF RICH MAHOGANY

Anything you put in the intercreditor WSFS will sign it

To one day become a network anchor.

We're gonna do something about it.

RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS

Today we spell redemption … R. O. M.

Harbaugh Watch The Mood Is Tense

Hold on. Veronica? What was it?

And I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for 10 years

That's not a good start, but keep going.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Anything you put on the slide Ken will read

Tonight the sewers run red With pinkie blood

McCain, I don't often agree with you but

I'm chasing down leads

Capitol impact!

I friggin' love you!

when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie star wars the force awakens? when she was trying to find julia rudd doing gamgnam style.

about the lack of an old wooden ship,

Wait let me say something Help

IT'S THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME WE DO IT EVERY YEAR.

But … I’m kind of the RAD Executive Vice Chancellor

I SAW THAT! XO KILLED A GUY

Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe sit the next couple of plays out.

Veronica Corningstone and I had sex!

Chris Kennedy's Ass is grass

I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary right here

AND I MEAN AN - NEE - THiNG

everyone's life would change forever.

I'm having a great time.

I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it in my diary Scheds made a very funny joke today

It’s the preseason top 25 We do it every year

Kamala. She put that in the teleprompter.

TORNADO WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE.

You’re so wise.

I DON'T KNOW A NED

This is nice, gang, sittin' here.

I believe “Malala” is an old, old wooden ship…

Kyle, are you paying attention? Nope

i love wall...i love wall

There he is. There's my little man.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! Lefttowrite made a very funny joke today!”

thanks roge you're a brick.

let the games begin!!!

BarBie Asking RZ to scream

60% of the time It works every time

I believe it's yo-gurt or jogh-urt, it might be a soft g

I have a huge crush on Paul bennett

I mean eh-nee-thin-guh.

the entire world has been waiting for.

Damn it! Who typed that uranus joke on the teleprompter?

You stay catty, San Diego.

As far as I'm concerned, Corningstone's fair game.

I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux

Tuesday's arms and back.

Baby watch. The mood is tense!

Mr. Harken, I am a damn good journalist,

Taking a nap after work was a bad choice

if you will play "yazz" flute for us.

I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary Joey told a very funny joke today

Go fuck yourself, Bob.

Prost watch The mood is tense!

And I'm going to look good.

We are laughing!

It’s the football auction We do it every year

What are you doing?

Hes better than me!

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Ira will read!

Oh! I've never heard of it.

TAMMIE WEIS IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Oh! Almost forgot.

Well, well, well,

"The times, they are a-changin'."

Judge Perez will CNO Anything that is put on that docket

ribs. I had ribs for lunch

Brought To You By MohammaD [SHoCk Movies] # Carry on, my wayward son #

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there.

I read that text and was like... I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING!

I saw that. Kyle killed a guy.

It smells like Bigfoot’s doink!

Mr. President, Are you just looking at things in the office and saying them.

Happy Birthday Daisy Stay Classy

All right. There it is. Same old shit again. What do you love?

She's better than me.

EVERYONE JUST RELAX, ALRIGHT?

Cyclone Watch The Mood IS Tense

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

Damn it, who typed a PAUSE in the teleprompter?

I even wrote about it in my diary Global Returns made a very funny joke today

YOU MAY WANT TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE BECAUSE YOU’RE PROBABLY WANTED FOR MURDER

Super Duper Way to go gang, Neato!

You hear me? You hear me? Aubri, look at me!

Happy birthday Jason? “I’m in a glass case of emotion”

You’re so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Moose killed a guy.

Today we spell redemption BVU

on something called acid